Saturday, September 26, 2009

Proud to be Pinoy (Filipino)

My cousin sent this to me and it made me smile when I read it. So, I thought it would be nice if I will share it to you also. Hope you like this joke guys.

Proud to be Pinoy (Filipino)

Three sportsmen - a Chinese, a Japanese, and a Filipino - meet at the bar for
cocktails the night before the skills contest. As they were chatting, a mosquito
flew overhead making a buzzing sound. Irritated, the Chinese drew his sword,
swung at the mosquito, and the mosquito fell crawling on the floor. "I cut off his wings so he can't fly and bother us again." the Chinese said.

As they continued with their cocktails another mosquito came flying overhead. Not to be outdone the Japanese drew his samurai, swung it at the mosquito, and the mosquito fell dead on the floor. "I cut off his head so he won't bother us again," the Japanese said.

As luck would have it, a third mosquito came buzzing around. Now the Filipino drew his machete, swung it at the mosquito, and the mosquito quickly flew away. Sounding unimpressed the Chinese and Japanese said in unison, "You let that mosquito go?" To which the Filipino replied, "Oh, I just cut his off so he won't breed any more new mosquitoes."

Have a great weekend everyone.